I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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