at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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