dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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