i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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