Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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