i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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