Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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