who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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