fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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