Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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