they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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