You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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