Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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