At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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