Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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