I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
how drunk are you?
Several
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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