If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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