You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
