Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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