i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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