she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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