i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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