I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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