Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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