shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I wish i was in the wii world.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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