then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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