your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
as a side note pls kill me
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Randomize
