hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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