HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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