Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I wish i was in the wii world.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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