Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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