Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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