Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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