Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
