I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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