i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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