im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Randomize
