You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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