Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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