i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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