I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
