You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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