So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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