Your tits are I can't wait for
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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