Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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