That's intense
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Green mimosas i think yes
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
i now understand why vodka
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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