So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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