so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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