I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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