but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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