it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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